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Showing posts with label popular posts. Show all posts

Saturday, February 12, 2011

HELL is that way, smart-arse.

 have you heard the news yet?
simply unbelievable!

- I'M FAMOUS -

i have my own publicist, haters
and O-M-G! my own friggin fan base on facebook!

do the super-diva-in-shock-face right now

i feel so blessed that i've been given a free publicist.
so many other talented individuals out there can only dream to be like me now.
there are so many things i never knew of myself ! 

here are the
Top 3 Fabulous Stories 
of MYSELF that my friends and i never knew of!
O,O 
  1. i have an underage boyfriend
like seriously?!
i have a boyfriend that is younger than myself ?
omg! i never knew i liked younger males!
hahah! i must have been drunk or was challenged to go for silly little dreamers.
and the best part, i was the one to ask the guy for a relationship?
w-o-w, that's new!
:D



2.  i'm a gangster

i must have accidentally registered
with the gangsters of Sabah,
and i didn't know i was accepted!

*gasps*

thank you thank you.
it's such an honor to be in one of the most exclusive circles
of influential people in Sabah!


but what are my duties in gangsterism?
hmmm.....
to dress up the mobster? bargain hunting for their wives?


3.  i am an obese, stupid, poor little girl.

oh dear~!
really?!
i must apologize if i offend you with my womanly curves,
it's something God gave me
and i'm going to treat it with respect and love. 
;p


 An obese person is defined as "Extremely fat; grossly overweight."
 if i'm obese, you won't be able to see my waist,
i should have no neck or double chin, puffy cheeks,
flabby arms, thick wrists, saggy boobs,
grubby fingers, wrinkly butt, jiggly thighs...


you be the judge!
i present to you...
the picture diary of 
The 'Obese' Charlotte!
and also i included my 'efforts' to lose weight.
:) enjoy



2008 -  the fattest year! pregnant wit hot pink balloon! 
2009 - started the wax and smoke diet!
2010 - praying and clubbing to lose weight!
2011 - present day 'obese' me without make-up.

and as for calling me 'stupid' and 'poor',
i'll just let them continue thinking that way, shan't i? :)

i'm so bored of the constant praises
of being such a responsible, capable, smart young lady,
attending graduation/award ceremonies, charity function/dinners, 
and often being hounded by school authorities for financial contributions.

so, this is an interesting change for a while.
haha!
 

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i'm guessing they don't know
that spreading untrue stories about another person 
is equivalent to slander, gossip, backstabbing, lying, defamation,
maliciousness and the worst of all, 
 it's a sin  >:)
especially if they gossip in church


I believe no one on earth is perfect, so i will understand if they didn't know what they did was bad. Cuz i am a strong believer that age is never an excuse to stop learning life-long values. That would mean, no matter how old or young you are, it's not too late to correct your wrongs! 


for example,
"When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself." 
- Wayne Dyer , Psychotherapist

"If you have nothing good to say about someone, say nothing at all" 
 - Alice Roosevelt Longworth


God bless <3

Thursday, January 13, 2011

you think you pretty meh?

BE WARNED!   
  If you're extremely perasan, fat, ugly, lala, ah beng, vain, or just plain stupid, please STOP right here! Cant guarantee you're as sporting and humorous as the rest of us pretty people. 

 SAY THIS OUT LOUD  "I'm so darn pretty, i make Kim Kardashian and Gisele Bundchen sick with jealousy every morning they wake up!" -or- "I'm so darn beautiful, i make single men cry (due to rejection) and men with girlfriends facepalm themselves (for hooking up with the wrong girl)"  AND I PRAY U DON'T GET LAUGHED AT/THROWN INTO THE POND/SENT FOR COUNSELING.


There’s no denying it.
Beauty is simply what is deemed pleasant to the eyes. 
All you need is a smashing outfit to make you feel beautiful, 
professional-like make up skills to make you look like a model for L'oreal, 
and of course, if you're thaaaaat lucky to be 
given drop-dead gorgeous genes from ur handsome dad and classy mom. 

 Think i'm not right? I asked the male species and with dirty little smiles, most of them would say Megan Fox and Jessica Alba.  SEE! smashing outfit, pro make up,and goddess-worthy genes! 


But then again, how would you define a real 'pretty woman?
 I sure hope you didn't say S-K-I-N-N-Y or T-H-I-N!  
Because of males like you, women today are always pressured to be thinner regardless how thin they already are! Well, okay... the girls are also partially to blame to be so stupid to not know the limits, turn bulimic or anorexic!  :/

i mean, seriously girls!
do you really need to show off your ribcage and hipbones?
Cheh! i also got la!  
you know what you don't have? 
butts and boobies. 

If ur a gurl with no butts nor boobies, please don't talk to me. 
i dun like seeing a walking chopstick 
or interacting with a drug-user lookalike. 
heck! i might even b blamed for bullying her if she hurt herself by tripping!


BUT GOOD GAWD! let's not fight! 
Here are my fav tips to all the young girls out there!          

think of how ur boyfriend/husband feel when they see THAT FACE, make the effort to look a lil bit prettier even when without make-up!

make sure u don't drool in a bus or a train, ladies! or else, ur bf just might blackmail u on FB!


keep your make-up at a decent level! don't be mistaken as a prostitute/pimp!

make sure you look good at all times! including when having meals!

PLEASE! OMG PLEASE! DO NOT ACT CUTE!

if you cant fit into your old clothes, get new ones. we don't wanna know the brand and size of your bra.

Just cuz the trend now is to go green and recycle everything, you don't have to look like miss-wtf-r-u-wearing right here!

 if you've made it here, congrats!
I'm sure I've at least made u smile, 
and you should start thanking God that he gave u brains, health and some style :D 

or u'd be screaming at me  
"but i look gud wit 12-inch thick make up!" 
"she looks hot with that 9-sizes-too-small-for-her-boobies shirt!"
"eh! u dun insult my overplucked eyebrows and pimply face ah!" 

hahahaha! just for laughs, pretty people!
smile! XD

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Beauty with NO brains! = Suria Sabah Event


 To start off my year in 2011was
 the Mister and Miss Suria Sabah model search.
Sad to say,  i was sorely disappointed.  For those of you who missed it, GOOD FOR YOU! 


i was reeeeeeeeally looking forward to this event 
which was, to me, supposed to be big and exciting. 

Sadly... the crowd was small and pathetically unenthusiastic,
the sound system was an absolute failure,
the emcee was just a pretty face who reads from a piece of paper (get a job as a newsreader la!)
the venue wasn't properly decorated 
and to top it off, the programs were obviously not well planned,
the entertainment were to say the least, amateurish. 

OMG WHAT THE EFF AM I SAYING?!  
sorry.
lemme be frank. 
one of my new year resolutions is = imma be more straight to the point. here goes. 
the event was a failure.
.full stop.




now into details on why i think it was not an enjoyable or worthwhile event.
u may skip this part if u don't read fast or you cant read English or you wasted 16years of education

 
the #1 issue....
was definitely the sound system. out of ten words spoken into the microphone, two or more wud go missing. it gets very irritating after a while. even while playing music for the contestants to dance to, there were constant glitches like unresponsive buttons to make the music play or stop. and to top it off was the guy responsible of the sound system, he just looks at the crowd and give a shrug when problems arise. and just looks at his friend on his right.  

RATING  : one(1) star 
for at least being there to look like they're providing the sound system and technician

the #2 issue....
has gotta be the emcee/master of ceremony. I may be with a lot less experience than her due to her age, but i'm sure there were other better emcees the organizers could have chosen to do a more satisfactory job!  i'm not being cocky, but if you were there, you'd agree with me. She was obviously just a pretty face who did not know the full extent of the role as EMCEE/MASTER OF CEREMONY! she was supposed to be filled with infectious enthusiasm so that she would have encouraged the already depressed/bored existing crowd, and if she were any better, draw in a bigger crowd. 

an example
 *emcee walks unto stage,  looking at a piece of paper in hand*  
"Are you excited? Come on! Give them another round of applause."
*the crowd was rather still, looking at each other to respond or not but stays silent while only two or three hollers by the male models*
verdict? PATHETIC

RATING :  two (2) stars. 
She was eye-candy to some of the crowd, no doubt she was not ugly.  But it was apparent that she wasn't prepared with the screw up of activities, and the very monotonous comments here and there that induced some of the crowd to drowsiness or to leave. 

the #3 issue...
WHO WANTS TO SEE LIL CHILDREN SING OUT OF TUNE AND DESTROY A GOOD SONG!? 

i understand the need of some parents to inject self confidence into their children but seriously! if your kids cant sing, please don't give them false hope and make themselves look like a delusional fool in public! 

Whoever named the group of child singers as 'Vocal Freedom' was definitely GLEE inspired, which i do not mind... but, have pity on the children. let them know their limits! 

 These amateurs can't sing like Charice - Pyramids or Jordin Sparks - No Air! 
The crowd was being polite, trying not to laugh when the girls try to sing the high notes but ended up squeaking into the mics that was already cursed.  

the ONLY gud performances was these two lil gurls! Jacintha and Nurul. 
Jacintha who is the winner of the Suria Sabah Singing competition gave us the most wonderful serenade of ''Sayang Kinabalu'' , 
while Nurul was the winner of the Suria Sabah Talent competition entertained the cheering crowd her version of Shakira's WakaWaka dance! 

and the mediocre dance performance by a group of Korean boys - KPM 
i must say, they definitely did a gud job compared to the other group of dancers and singers their age. they were organized and passionate about what they were performing, it shows! Well done!

RATING : three (3) stars
cuz the singers were all kids and i blame the elders/teachers that could have made better song choices for them. Or better yet, not let them embarrass themselves on a public stage UNLESS they reli have talent, like Jacintha/Nurul. 

the #4 issue, the last but the most important!
is the standard of the local modeling/fashion industry.

I'm disgusted to see the Top 5 Finalists of the Ms Suria Sabah model search could not even speak a sentence of F-L-U-E-N-T English. The best of the five finalist, in my opinion, was a pretty girl named Sarah, spoke with an extremely act-cute voice and spoke very hesitantly, one word at a time. 

The other four contestant failed terribly, could not even string ONE miserable sentence together. With the amount of  'uhm...',  'errr', 'hehe' they could have written a short summary. This just shows how shallow and of-no-real-substance! 

 Amber Chia was the head judge, but i think she didn't have the time or heart to bother using her fame to make a change. I've never seen such skinny, dried up finalists in my life. It's as though all the beauty pageant winners or supermodels are made just by starving or go bulimic!  Men were complaining that there wasn't enough boobies or butts! Women were feeling guilty for eating their bread and butter earlier that morning!

RATING : NO STARS. 
Disappointment at the obvious bias-ness of the judges that chose their clubbing kaki as the winner. As well as fortifying my mental image of the local modeling/fashion industry as encouraging the younger generations that looks is all that matters, as long as you fit in the 'Beauty with No brains' category, you'll win

  So to wrap up this post, i felt like i attended a DISASTROUS talent show. 
i COMPLETELY forgot i was actually at a model search event.
in fact, this only made me think that Suria Sabah isn't a high-end mall anymore.
a sad and unsuccessful event to say the least. 
one that made me feel a lot less proud of a Sabahan production.


here's a really good article for guys to read up on 
HOW to date a Beauty with No Brains. 

and for the girls? here's a good one as well! 


-the end- 

Note from the sorely disappointed writer who wasted 4 hours of her life there 
if u've read till here peeps, u either share the same views with one or more of the issues above. -OR- u think i'm too fussy and i'm all wrong. 

comment down below, haters and friends!

Monday, December 6, 2010

You proud of Namewee?

If you're reading this post, then you most probably know who is Namewee. 
But for those who'd rather know him by his true name, that'll be Wee Meng Chee.The mastermind of the now-famous Negarakuku song which he sang and uploaded on YouTube back in 2006. 

No Malaysian song produced ever since has yet to top Negarakuku, in my opinion la. For the younger generation, i think he's a role model. Not a hero. Not superman. A pretty damn good citizen. One that was concerned enough to write a song, come up wit a tune, sing it, edit the video and effing upload it! I don't know any other citizen who has done that. So, mucho respect to the fella from me.

Seriously, I think we should applaud him for the time sacrificed and efforts he has made to voice out the very obvious discrimination and severe corruption happening in our country. In many ways, he was the one who opened the eyes to many youngsters on these issues. I'll admit, when i heard the song for the first time, i thought : " Omg, so funny la! But hell yeah!" i was so addicted to it while at the same time, i'd tell my friends about it and everyone got the message straightaway - police abuse, racial discrimination, and indolent civil servants. It was a true shame to the government who decided to arrest him under Internal Security Act.What harm had he done? There was no threat to the country, was there?

Since his first song in 2006, Namewee came up with many more songs or videos that showed his concern for sensitive issues or the love to sprinkle abit of foul language to get ur attention on certain issues. I don't mind in the least but one of his more recent video really got my attention. I would really love to watch a short film by a Malaysian chinese! But too bad, i think we wouldn't be able to watch it anytime soon cuz the Government has set a rule for Malaysian short films : "....only movies with 60% Malay language."  Wtf?!

To be completely honest!
I hated these movie : Cicakman, Scenario, Pontianak...etc.  
Why? Because it was a complete waste of time! 

It gave me no sense of pride that there is any improvement in our local movie-industry! Just loads and loads of nonsense! I'm not saying there is no hope, i did enjoy our truly gifted Yasmin Ahmad movies and P.Ramlee productions, but how many other movies can we proudly say : THATS A MALAYSIAN MADE MOVIE MAN! 

So, give others a chance to make serious movies, since the current directors have been given the chance to showcase their talents for so long and only coming up with nonsensical movie which even little children dun bother to go watch.





Friday, November 26, 2010

crazy Sabahan habit! YIMCHA!

there is one word
that 
E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E 
in KK would use almost everyday. 
 no... it's not a bad word. 

even if you don't say it,
imma bet you'll hear it from your friends/lecturers//boss/pilak /toilet cleaner
or even your parents or grandparents! O,O


imma bet you'll see that word 
in your dreams/sms/facebook chatbox/msn/pingchat/bbm! 
or when ur passing notes in tuition ;p

 
'yimcha, yumcha, limteh, hercha, minum teh, drink tea" 
if you're a Sabahan, you know this happens almost everyday. 
it's as often as going to the toilet to shit. lol.



but before going into the yimcha craze here in KK, this girl has gotta eat!
i decided to have dinner somewhere i've never tried out before,
ended up at Chat Room cafe in Damai with my sister Joyce and bestie Alvin.
picture credits to the guys at www.everydayfoodiluvkk.blogspot.com
in my opinion, the best and most famous KK foodblog!
I love the artworks on the walls, the service was good,
the pricing is slightly above average and the food tasted really yummy.
try their bruschettas! friggin ate two plates/ten pieces!

 the portion is HUGE btw! 
great for those who have a really healthy appetite.
& not for those who wanna diet.



okay, back to the yimcha craze.... 
 so, there i was with two of my good friends at Frenz Cafe, Lintas at 11pm. 
 
picture credits to lysiew - www.skyofwishes.blogspot.com
she's got a really interesting blog of life in Sabah as well!




you will seriously bump into friends here. 

the first 10 minutes of entering that cafe is spent saying
'EH! how're you? where have you been?!'
exchange numbers with the hottie ur frens are with.
then only,  finally finding a place to sit and order.
had a good cup of bubble tea, and the shisha there has improved drastically.
it doesn't choke you anymore but too bad, the flavor doesn't last as long as other shisha outlets. 

booo~
i kinda got tired of the terlalu-famous-but-dunno-why YoYo milky tea cafe, 
and the almost identical but cheaper alternative - Easyway cafes. :/ 

if you're from Kota Kinabalu, 
you're definitely going around Damai and Lintas very often 
for the must-do activity everyday = yimcha with friends.

wait.....doesn't that make us sound like old people gossiping in old kopitiams?! 
=.=''

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Stupid Drivers Get Their License from Cereal Boxes!

if you're currently a newbie
in Kota Kinabalu, Sabah (or better known to Ang-mohs as Borneo)
and you get the chance to explore the place by driving, 
you'd probably realise....
the LEFT lane is almost always the faster lane 
compared to the RIGHT lane. 
any sabahan will tell u that. and only then realise that we've been dissing each other.  ;p


for me, i had to learn that the hard way.
I'd always end up at my designated destination late or extremely irritated.
usually, it just might spoil my day la. 



What makes it worse is,
i would meet people who drive the same speed on BOTH lanes together! 
Hogging the two lanes, side by side must be the latest trend.
when u do have the chance to overtake them,
they would usually just give u a blank stare
or they'll start driving faster so that no one can overtake again.
*omg-iwishicouldgivethemabitchslap!*


oddly though, you might think only the big and tough cars would dare to start their own entourage/procession on the highway behind them when it's actually tiny lil milo-can worthy vehicles like the Perodua Kancil, Viva, Proton Myvi or Saga.